vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

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castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

the-clockworks:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

NO
PLEASE
STOP
OW
MY HEAD

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

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nintwegggnogdo:

i am very uncomfortable

(Source: secnarfrelram)

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fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

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